* 밑줄 친 곳들을 주의해서 보시면 왜 이 글들이 유머스러운지 알 것입니다.* (답글 환영)

   힌트: 발음 유희 (pun on sound = phonetics)

                                                                                                             — Gene Potoka

The newlyweds slept in one Saturday morning.

The young lady rolled over and said to her new husband,

“Why don’t you get up and make the coffee?

  It says in the Bible ‘Hebrews,’ doesn’t it?”

                                                                                         — Harold Heemstra

A mother skunk was in the forest with her baby skunks

when she realized they were all surrounded by coyotes.

The mother skunk did not want to show her fear,

so she gathered the young ones together as the coyotes made their approach.

Then she said, “Children, let us spray.”

—Dave and Sylvia Kloosterman